04 June, 2010

Vamp Lumberjack V. Were Bootlegger: Win a Kindle!

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I’m on Team Werewolf. Find out more.

Well, so many of the blogs that I read have decided to take sides in this debate. I feel that I must state my case, just to be sure that the CORRECT side comes out on top. And that would be Werewolf Bootlegger, of course.

Why, you ask?

The two big things that most people should know about me is that I am a meat eater, and I like a bit of the booze. So, on a winter night, I want to be at the dinner table with the guy that likes biting into a juicy steak and drinking a mug of beer. The werewolf is all over this. I wouldn't even have to go to the liquor store, just down to the still.

The vamp, on the other hand... he would probably prefer biting into a juicy human, and drinking a mug of blood. And how jealous would I be trying to compete with all of those girls the vamp goes around seducing for the red stuff? "But, honey. I would die without their blood." Not acceptable.

Also, on those winter nights, I want the guy who can keep me warm once it's time to go to bed. Someone with a heartbeat, for instance. And when I want something different to keep me warm? *wiggles eyebrows* No worry about when the sun is supposed to rise, eh?

As it turns out, I'm pretty easy. That's about all that I need to keep me happy. Sorry vamps, I gotta pass. And vamp lovers, maybe I've given you something to think about.


Disclaimer Text:
This post is a part of Moira Rogers’ Creature Feature Kindle Throwdown Contest. By leaving a (meaningful) comment, you will be entered to win a Kindle from Amazon.com, or an alternate grand prize of $275 to spend at an online book retailer. For a full list of rules and more ways to win, visit the contest page.

Until next read,


  1. Oooh... Steak and beer. Thumbs up!

  2. Team Vampire Lumberjack member here but I'll admit I do enjoy steak and beer.

    Stephanie G
    Paranormal Haven

  3. Now see, I'm a vegan so the steak vs. blood argument doesn't matter for me in the slightest. I even don't mind the idea of having my man feed from me - but I just love, love, LOVE the sex appeal behind that Werewolf Bootlegger! And for the record, Adam is hot - the were is just that much more hot. :)


  4. Well, I'm NOT a meat eater and I don't drink! So Team Vampire Lumberjack for me! :-)

  5. It's not so much the meat, but I love me some booze.I'm sure my Werewolf bootlegger sweetie would be more than willing to skim a little off the top. ;)

  6. Vampire Lumberjack groupie here.. Though I'd love the steak (well done please) the booze part I would just have to pass on. NEver been much of a drinker

  7. Team Vampire Lumberjack for me.
    The idea of a steak is appealing, not much of a drinker though.
    Besides like the idea of a rugged, hardworker guy in flannel

  8. I am for Team Vampire Lumberjack.
    While I will admit that I like a steak...I love my veggies and fruits more. Who's to say that the Vamp has to drain you dry? I was born in December and I love the cold...it's the warming up that knocks your boots off. I don't want to have to worry about my guy running after more prey and getting shot but hunters looking to tag a wolf. I need to know that I'm wanted for what's "inside" and not the package. I don't like running... give me the muscled hiker any day. I'm not much for booze...but a little "drink" never hurt anyone..lol

  9. TEAM WEREWOLF BOOTLEGGER for the WIN!! I suffer from ridiculously cold feet, I need me a man I can snuggle up to to help me warm them, not one that's gonna just make me colder! ;) Wolf-girl forever!

  10. Some very valid reasons...Team Werewolf Bootlegger!

  11. My ancestors are from Transylvania, so I definitely side with Team Vampire.

    reading_frenzy at yahoo dot com

  12. I come from a long line of lumberjacks. I'll take the family biz and some pesky soul issues over the uncontrolled furry and controlled substances.
    Go Team Vampire Lumberjack!

  13. mmmmm as good as the Werewolf Bootleggers sound , and they do sound yummy ... I am a big fan of the fangs soooo im still ganna say its Team Vampire Lumberjacks for me 100% ... lol


  14. You Team Vamp members are making some good points, but you will never sway me from the Were side.

    Especially since I just finished reading Raised by Wolves by Jennifer Lynn Barnes.

    *shameless promotion*

  15. Sexy Vamps often caught my breath away...I'm definitely Team Vampire Lumberjack!!!

  16. I love the vamps & I am voting for Team Vampire Lumberjack.
    Sue B

  17. For the sake of sides, I have to go Team Vampire Lumberjack. Nothing says sexy like a man jacking some lumber. (Ohhh the images.)
    No promises but I might reconsider with the right incentive. SKIN! :)
    I can't wait to add both of these to my collection!

  18. A new team, a civil war, a revolution!!!
    Team Werevamp Wolfjack
    YES!!! I agree I want both too, yeah, the start of a new revolution, I'd love to be in the middle between these two sexy men, a new team. I'm with you, team Werevamp wolfjack, how does that sound?
    I had just started to post the following on some of the blogs starting with Blackravens.
    I can be a trouble maker, I want both, shame on me huh,blame it on some really good posts numbering the wolf advantage of being able to be out at all times of the day and the fact that he's warm and really alive and can share a real meal of food. Although the wolfie can take care of me 24/7 and the vamp can only manage about half,he's still strong, mustled and sexy as hell, maybe they won't mind sharing, I wouldn't mind it. After all why can't I have my cake and eat it too.
    Hope everyone doesn't want to stake me out but I really want both.
    Viva le revolution, for those that to switch to both, come join us, make your voice heard. This is a war after all!!

  19. Team werewolf bootlegger. Nice to be able to see a guy at lunchtime.

  20. Team Werewolf for me! Howling seems kind of sexy! Booze and full moons! what's not to love?

  21. In total agreement with you! Loves me some werewolf! :)

  22. I'm on Team Vampire Lumberjack! go Team!!
    don't want a drunk werewolf.


  23. the food concept is interesting. so do most vegetarians and vegans go for vamps, i wonder? -team swiss

  24. Okay I am Team Werewolf all the way. Love to have a warm body to cuddle up to at night and someone who's around during the day.

  25. Exactly, meat and booze beats blood sucking any day of the week. Team Werewolf all the way.

    ajolly1456 at gmail dot com

  26. I am all for Team Werewolf! I love snuggling and werewolves are nice and warm!

  27. Like both, but going with team vampire lumberjack!

    Pam S

  28. I like both Vamps and Weres but I have to say a Vampire Lumberjack peaks my interest!

  29. Go Team Vampire Lumberjack! What can I say I'm a sucker for the fangs. (Pun intended)

  30. You've certainly given me something to think about. I LOVE steak. And if the guys willing to mix my drink with it too? Hell yeah! Go Team Werewolf Bootlegger!


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